St Patrick funny Saying Messages Greeting Blessing Shamrock

St Patrick funny Saying Messages Greeting Blessing Shamrock

The Irish are famous for two things. One, they can drink like a fish, and keep the spirit flowing. Two, they know how to take a joke. The Irish also love to joke, especially about themselves. They don’t care about political correctness, and other such “mumbo-jumbo.” For them, a below-the-belt barb is an expression of endearment.

If you are celebrating St. Patrick’s Day, equip yourself with witticisms. Here are some funny St. Patrick’s Day sayings that bring out the flavor of the festival. Impress your guests, or hosts, with your own brand of humor. If you are going to the parade, you can set the tone by carrying banners with funny St. Patrick’s Day sayings written on them. Reach out to your Irish friends and family with humor and wit.

  • Sidney Littlewood
    The Irish don’t know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it.
  • Oliver Herford
    The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven’t seen the joke yet.
  • ohn Pentland Mahaffy
    In Ireland the inevitable never happens and the unexpected constantly occurs.
  • Irish Blessing
    May God bless and keep in good health your enemies’ enemies.
  • Brendan Behan
    If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
  • Ann Kennedy
    The one thing us Irish have is the ability to laugh at ourselves. God bless us all.
  • Oliver Herford
    A hair on the head is worth two on the brush.

    What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? A rash of good luck. What do you get when you do the Irish jig at McDonalds?
  • A Shamrock Shake Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because they’re always a little short. Why don’t you iron 4-Leaf clovers? Because you don’t want to press your luck. I went out drinking on St Patricks Day, so I took a bus home…That may not be a big deal to you, but I’ve never driven a bus before. Q: What’s Irish and stays out all night?
  • A: Paddy O’furniture!

 

Q: How is a best friend like a 4-leaf clover?

 

A: Because they are hard to find and lucky to have.

 

Q: What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?

 

A: BOOs Q: Why wasn’t Jesus born in Ireland?

 

A: He couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin.

 

Q: How do you blind an Irish woman?

 

A: You put a bottle of scotch in front of her.

 

Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?

 

A: He’s Dublin over with laughter!

 

Q: What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone?

 

A: A sham rock

 

Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?

 

A: Regular rocks are too heavy.

 

Q: Why do leprechauns have pots o’gold?

 

A: They like to “go” first class!

 

Q: How does every Irish joke start?

 

A: By looking over your shoulder.

 

Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

 

A: Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

 

Q: How did the Irish Jig get started?

 

A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!

 

Q: Why doesn’t Simon Cowell drink on St Patricks Day?

 

A: It interferes with his suffering!

 

Q: Why did God invent Jameson whiskey?

 

A: So the Irish would never rule the world.

 

Q: What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control his wife?

 

A: A bachelor.

 

Q: What’s the main difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

 

A: 1 less drunk at the party

 

Q: Why don’t women want to get engaged on St Patricks Day?

 

A: ‘Cause they don’t want to get a “sham rock”.

 

Q: What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day?

 

A: St. O’Claus! Q: Are people jealous of the Irish?

 

A: Sure, they’re green with envy!

 

Q: What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player?

 

A: The Halfback of Notre Dame!

 

Q: Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato?

 

A: To keep from falling in the stew!

 

Q: How do you start the St Patricks Day parade in the ghetto?

 

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