St Patrick funny Saying Messages Greeting Blessing Shamrock
The Irish are famous for two things. One, they can drink like a fish, and keep the spirit flowing. Two, they know how to take a joke. The Irish also love to joke, especially about themselves. They don’t care about political correctness, and other such “mumbo-jumbo.” For them, a below-the-belt barb is an expression of endearment.
If you are celebrating St. Patrick’s Day, equip yourself with witticisms. Here are some funny St. Patrick’s Day sayings that bring out the flavor of the festival. Impress your guests, or hosts, with your own brand of humor. If you are going to the parade, you can set the tone by carrying banners with funny St. Patrick’s Day sayings written on them. Reach out to your Irish friends and family with humor and wit.
- Sidney Littlewood
The Irish don’t know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it.
- Oliver Herford
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven’t seen the joke yet.
- ohn Pentland Mahaffy
In Ireland the inevitable never happens and the unexpected constantly occurs.
- Irish Blessing
May God bless and keep in good health your enemies’ enemies.
- Brendan Behan
If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
- Ann Kennedy
The one thing us Irish have is the ability to laugh at ourselves. God bless us all.
- Oliver Herford
A hair on the head is worth two on the brush.What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? A rash of good luck. What do you get when you do the Irish jig at McDonalds?
A Shamrock Shake Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because they’re always a little short. Why don’t you iron 4-Leaf clovers? Because you don’t want to press your luck. I went out drinking on St Patricks Day, so I took a bus home…That may not be a big deal to you, but I’ve never driven a bus before. Q: What’s Irish and stays out all night?
A: Paddy O’furniture!