St Patrick Day Funny Jokes Messages Sayings Sms

St Patrick Day Funny Jokes Messages Sayings Sms

Q: What kind of bow can’t be tied?
A: A rainbow!
Q: Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Because they’re always wearing green!
Q: What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
A: A Sham-rock!
Q: Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
A: Because he couldn’t afford the airfare!
Q:What do you call a clumsy Irish dance?
A: A jig mistake!
Q: What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a four leaf clover?
A: A rash of good luck!
Q: What is a nuahcerpel?
A: Leprechaun spelled backwards!
Q: What do you call a leprechaun who goes to jail?
A: A lepre-con!
Q: What position does a leprechaun play on a baseball team?
A: Shortstop!
Q: What job does a leprechaun have at a restaurant?
A:  A short-order cook!
Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they ‘re always a little short!
Q: What does Ireland have a lot of?
A: Irishmen!
Q: What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?
A: He gets wet!
Q: Do leprechauns get angry when you make fun of them?
A: Yes, but only a little!
Q: Why would you never iron a four-leaf clover?
A: Because you shouldn’t press your luck!
Q: When is an Irish potato not an Irish potato?
A: When he is a french fry!
Q: Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
A: To get to the pot of gold!
Q:Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Because real rocks are too heavy!
Q: What happens when you find a horseshoe?
A: Some horse is barefoot!
Q: What did the Irish ghost say to the other Irish ghost?
A: Top O’ the moaning to you!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Irish!
Irish Who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!

A Wee Way Of Making
A Wee Irish Greeting
A Happy St. Patrick’s Day 2016

This A Wonderful Time To Wish U
APot O’ Luck
Nd
A Happy St. Patrick’s Day 2016

May The Luck Of
The Irish Keep U Drifting Through
Ur Day With Happiness.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day.

Wishing you the many wonderful things that an Irish blessing will bring. Happiness, joy, love, and laughter, may your day be content and may you smile happily ever after! Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

 

 

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