Funny Messages Card Photo Images on the Occasion of “Happy Mother’s Day”
Looking for funny mothers day quotes? We’ve got a fabulously funny selection here that will make you and your Mom smile!
Or at least reassure you that you’re not alone – the quote about lack of sleep certainly rings true for me right now!
Sometimes the best way to express your feelings is to keep it simple. Use these Mothers Day sayings as inspiration for how to tell your mom how much she means to you.
If evolution really works,
how come Mothers only have two hands?”
“It is never easy being a mother.
If it were easy, fathers would do it.”
“Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children!”
“I’d like to be the ideal mother,
but I’m too busy raising my kids.”
“Children are natural mimics who act like their parents
despite every effort to teach them good manners.”
“Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment
to show that sleep is not necessary to human life.”
“The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents.”
-John J. Plomp
“Setting a good example for your children
takes all the fun out of middle age.”
“My mother told me a million times not to exaggerate.”
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford.
Then I want to move in with them.”
Funny Mothers Day Quotes:
“The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers.
The original meal has never been found.”
May all the love you gave to us
come back to you a hundredfold
on this special day!
Wishing you all the love and happiness you so richly deserve…
happy Mother’s Day!
Mom…. You’re the best! Thanks for all you do. Happy Mother’s Day!
Thank you for always being there, Mom. Happy Mother’s Day!
Because of you, I am me. Happy Mothers Day!
Wishing you a fabulous Mother’s day! You’re the best mom I could have asked for.
Wishing you a very special mothers day. Thank you for always being there for me!
Happy Mothers Day to the greatest mom I could ever have asked for
May your Mother’s Day be filled with as much happiness as you brought to my childhood
Thanks for giving me the best things in life: Your love, your care, and your cooking. Happy Mother’s Day!
Funny Mothers Day Sayings
Brighten your Mom’s day by choosing one of these humorous messages to write in her card
Mom, I got all my best qualities from you.
Aren’t we lucky that you had enough for both of us?
I’m so lucky to have you as my mother…
I’m sure no one else would have put up with me this long.
Happy Mothers Day!
Mom, I know it’s hard for you on Mother’s Day…
to hide the fact that I’m your favorite
Happy Mother’s Day!
Only a mother as perfect as you…
could have a (daughter/son) as perfect as me.
Happy Mother’s Day!
Mom, thank you so much for everything you’ve done for me.
Don’t worry about [brother’s name], I know he isn’t your fault, he must be adopted.
Happy Mother’s day to a woman who deserves a medal…
for putting up with me all these years!
Thanks for letting me be a parasite in your body for 9 months…
followed by another 18 years as a parasite outside your body.
Happy Mother’s Day from your favorite child!
Don’t you think it’s funny that you’re still my Mother?
You deserve to have been promoted by now!
You’re a very special mom so I’d like to give you a very special gift.
You can have either a hug or a million dollars, whichever you prefer.
Do I know you well or what!?