Funny Cards and Images on Happy Easter Day

Funny Cards and Images on Happy Easter Day

1. Q: What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket? A: Two points, just like anyone else.

2. Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas.

3. Q: How can you find the Easter bunny? A: Eggs (x) marks the spot.

4. Q: How does the Easter bunny paint all the Easter eggs? A: She hires Santa’s elves during off-season.

5. Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day!

6. What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

7. Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken!

8. Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has four rabbits’ feet!

9. What do you call a bunny with a large brain? Egghead!

10. What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.

11. How do you make a rabbit stew? Make it wait for three hours!

12. What did the gray rabbit say to the blue rabbit? Cheer up!

13. Q: What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM? A: The Easter Elephant.

14. Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? A: It might crack up!

15. Q: What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A: A receding “hareline”.

16. Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas? A: Bugs Bunny.

17. Q: How are rabbits like calculators? A: They both multiply really fast.

18. Q: How do you get letter to a bunny? A: Hare mail.

19. Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter? A: Tired.

20. Q: Do you know how to find the Easter bunny if he was lost? A: Make a noise like a carrot; he’ll find you.

21. Q: What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? A: 14 carrot gold.

22. Q: What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime? A: One with a “hoppy” ending.

23. Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes? A: Your one hot chick!

24. Q: How do bunnies stay healthy? A: Eggercise!

25. Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade? A: Hot, cross bunnies.

Funny Cards and Images on Happy Easter Day

Funny Cards and Images on Happy Easter Day

Funny Cards and Images on Happy Easter Day

Funny Cards and Images on Happy Easter Day

Funny Cards and Images on Happy Easter Day

Funny Cards and Images on Happy Easter Day

Funny Cards and Images on Happy Easter Day

Funny Cards and Images on Happy Easter Day

Funny Cards and Images on Happy Easter Day

Funny Cards and Images on Happy Easter Day

Funny Cards and Images on Happy Easter Day

Funny Cards and Images on Happy Easter Day

Funny Cards and Images on Happy Easter Day

Funny Cards and Images on Happy Easter Day

Funny Cards and Images on Happy Easter Day

Funny Cards and Images on Happy Easter Day

Funny Cards and Images on Happy Easter Day

Funny Cards and Images on Happy Easter Day

Funny Cards and Images on Happy Easter Day

Funny Cards and Images on Happy Easter Day

Funny Cards and Images on Happy Easter Day

Funny Cards and Images on Happy Easter Day

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